How to give a lapdance at school?

We arent in the same homeroom or anythingg and dont say the bathrooms either... Instead of a lapdance is their anything I could do 2 him at the lockerrz.. but the lockerz are alwayz full of people and stuff.. So how do I go about doing thiss.. I can go over his house or anything and he cant come to mine and we cant meet up anywhere elsee.. Is their any other stuff that wont get me in trouble and I wont get ******* brutaly masacured or anything.. Other than hugging or kissing.. well i barley know him so what if I just snuck up behind him and hugged him? Alot of girlz like this guy and he barley knowz me so help!!! But I wanna do somthing but it cant make him think im a freaakkk help